For starters India is quite possibly the hottest baby I have ever seen. The child is like a furnace. Now I run hot, but I actually laughed at some chick the other day in line at REI when it was over 90 degrees. India was in just a onesie, and she asked, "oh did she have an accident, where are her clothes?" Me: "Um this is her clothing?" Her: "Why the poor thing must be freezing in just that bodysuit?" Me: "Actually she is sweating." Her: "oh!" It didn't hit me until I saw her again in the parking lot as I was changing Indee's diaper in the back of my car that the chick was wearing a freakin polar fleece jacket and capri pants. Seriously, it must be nice to run cold. I might be able to save money on regular antipersperant and not have to buy the expensive sport prescription strength. I know I have atomic armpits. I go through white t shirts like nobody's business. Indee is doomed.
She also hates to be put down. No big deal cute cuddly baby. Yeah no. After 1 min of cuddling and screaming for 20 min that she doesn't want to be in her carseat on the way into town, I might get along better if she became like my 3rd arm. Oh yeah she snores too, when she actually decides she has finally had enough and falls asleep. But hey I think I will keep her especially when she does this 24/7:
I guess I used to do this when I was a kid too. My Dr. back then thought I had down syndrome, India's Dr. thinks she is normal. Dave is still convinced I am not normal.
Lets see what else have I learned this past month
Getting your child ready for a ballet performace takes just as long as getting yourself ready for a ballet performance. Exhibit A. Meet Jon Benet Ramsey:
I am still not fan of watching other kids dance, but mine was too precious. She knew all of the steps and was even ahead of the teacher on stage. Go figure:) She had a lot of fun being a bubble. And yes, the tutu is a regular part of our wardrobe, but the blue eyeshadow, hot pink lips and ringlets are not thank God!
Yes, India did have on a tutu, and a giant flower on her head. Sue me!
Moving on.
I learned how to put up a tent all by myself. The rain fly didn't make it on since I am too short.
The chickens even like it
For the love!!!!
Now if y'all will excuse me I am exhausted beyond belief. I still have 6 loads of laundry to put away. I am super behind since you know who didn't want to be in the front pack while I put the laundry away during Glee. Yesterday I managed to drop off, pick up, feed and nap children in the car. Order, buy, deliver and return plants for the jobsite all in the car. Made a bank deposit, paid the bills online, bought wine and cards for clients, took two trips to the post office, and even managed to refinanced my house in the car. Seriously. I am so done. But I do have to look on the bright side. My dishes are done! Cue angels singing now.
Adios
